juicy dick slipper

A very recently used condom.

"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!

by rat_prince May 30, 2014

dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.

Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.

by dugsmet October 14, 2010

Dick Slipper

A woman's vagina. A durogatory word for a woman.

"I'd like to wear that dick slipper."

by BlaqThunda17 February 27, 2013

Glass Slipper Dick

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

by danijms March 25, 2019

Slippery Dick

-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont

-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.

by Mad Mike October 9, 2004

Slippery Dick

A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.

Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.

Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!

by fishy! October 30, 2011

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018