Dick Puppet

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.

Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.

by BridgetObama December 4, 2010

dick puppet

a stuffed animal you fuck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature

omg why did you use my bear as a dick puppet?

by zertzarm March 16, 2009

dick puppet

a girl who walks around with very little clothes and does not appear to be too bright...only good for one thing

Look at the dick puppet over there on the corner with her tits almost hanging out

by DRM37 September 12, 2005

poop dick pappy

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

by Urippities poop head June 11, 2007

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls

Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet

by Brewer0926 August 15, 2021

poppy dick

The smallest thing visible to the human eye.

Person 1: what's that small thing over there in his general genital area?
Person 2: *puts on thick lensed glasses* oh my he has a poppy dick
Person 1 & 2: *major gasping*

by gman berg March 28, 2017