dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.

John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry

by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006

Dick Jewel

To falsely accused. i.e, see Richard Jewell.

Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!

by JoeRAWKhead December 16, 2019

Jewish dick

When you get fucked so hard that you almost feel how jesus felt as he got crucified

My wife’s Jewish dick penetrated my poop chute last night.

by Jesus Christ could eat u February 6, 2019

Jewish dick

The best kind of dick that you can get. Gotta hit up men with last names like Millard and Goldberg

I'm about to go hit up the synagogue. I'm trying to get some jewish dick tonight.

by AshkenaziDongLover July 22, 2019