dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 24, 2006

Dileep

1. To lose something of great importance an infinite number of times
2. To lose something of great importance....then find it once it is worthless

Aw man! I dileeped my baby! O wait! Here's its tombstone....

by smurphy1 January 16, 2009

dible

the sensation of being slapped in the face, or any body part, with a bloody tampon.

After a long day at wprk the last thing Timmy wanted was a dible attack from his girlfriend.

by courtney & kyle August 24, 2006

Dikbleek

Just like really boring dick

Susan: How was Anthony last night?

Janet: Really bad, he has dikbleek

by Christopher Martina August 25, 2016

Dibler

A term often referred to the office dick handler. Once finished then proceeds to smell their fingers discreetly. The real question still remains, “does he know that we know”

“The diblers at it again!”
“Ol’ dick hands is 2 deep, pulling the double dibler!!”

by Mucket April 15, 2020

dibzees

1.)To claim dibs on something.
2.)To announce the claim of property or rights to.

1.) I got dibzees on ridin shotgun.
2.) I call dibzees on that chick in the blue.
3.) Dibzees on that last potato chip.

by Brodyhill April 9, 2003

diblet

Short small annoying person. The kind of guy who has a really high voice and rambles about nothing. The kind of guy you can't see if hes right next to you because he is so short.

Hi guys (voice breaks nearest window)" other people where did that come from. "Down here" says diblet brett. "Oh there you are". Says peers who snicker

by spencer parsons March 17, 2008