Diamond Jubilee

A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.

"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."

by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012

4th Gen Diamond Maknae

Is the word used to define Huening Kai Kamal of Tomorrow by Together. A very charming boy who is loved by his family, band members, and his fans as well. Has an amazing voice, a very talented song writer, a rapper and also a great dancer. A hardworking and funny human being. A pure gem in this polluted world.

Oh dear! Our 4th Gen Diamond Maknae is shining on the stage ㅠㅠ

Locals: 4th Gen Diamond Maknae?! Who is that?

MOA: It's Huening Kai of course

by DolphinCult_Junbidwaesseo December 10, 2020

Weiskirch Diagonal

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

by the angler October 10, 2012

Dirty Diamond Steel

Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.

Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.

Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.

Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!

by IDropBombz June 12, 2011

Diamond hoe

A waste of diamonds

Honestly, nothing else than that, a stone hoe should just be enough for your Minecraft farm

Steve: 'I just crafted a diamond hoe!'

Alex dies of frustration

by IAmNotRobertoGoodbye March 19, 2019

neil diamond

A type of beer pong re-rack using 4 cups and forming a horizontal diamond (not to be confused with the classic vertical diamond). Two of the cups will touch vertically and the other two will be placed on the top center and bottom center respectively.

When re-rack is called it is customary (but not necessary) to take out a mobile device and play a Neil Diamond song of choice, and win the game before the song is out.

Kev: "Yo dude four cups left. Neil or regular diamond?"

Bart: "Neil."

Kev: "Yo, can we get a neil diamond per favor."

Bart: Pulls out phone. "Coming to America?"

Kev: "You bet."

by BeerPongOfficialRules November 17, 2012

Slip into the diamond life

Mainly used refering as joining the fandom of a k-pop boyband, SEVENTEEN (CARATs). Seventeen has made and used this phrase since debut in their song "Shining Diamond" and their fans use this phrase all the time since it is special to CARATs. Seventeen refers their fans as "diamonds", hence slipping into the diamond life means joining the fandom (carats) / being a fan of Seventeen.

"Come on let's slip into the diamond life!" "Wow Seventeen's songs is so good I might slip into the diamond life."

by Horanghae :) June 16, 2021