Diary

A diary is a diary.

Diary, dont get mixed up with diarrhoea

by Miss oofus March 19, 2019

Diary

A person you trust everything with, and have no problem spilling all your secrets to.

Why is why name diary in your phone?
Cause that’s what our messages basically is, my diary.

by B-bree October 8, 2020

diary

A notebook containing one's personal thoughts, feelings, plans, attitudes, observations, and the like. Written in usually at frequent intervals, usually but not always kept private.

I've kept a diary since I was 7. It's fun to read later.

by bawdy January 7, 2007

diary

A book that you can write all your thoughts and feelings in.
You can also write evil stuff about the people you hate.
People like to read other peoples' diaries.

My cousin went mad when she found out that I read her diary.

by psycho bitch March 13, 2004

diary

Short for diarrhea.

Bob's toilet was full of diary.

by crazy johnny October 28, 2004

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.

Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*

by Kat T. May 3, 2014

human diary

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.

I love you! You are my human diary!

by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017