Diarrhetes

Similar to how one can get Diabetes by consuming too much sugar, one can get Diarrhetes from consuming too many diuretics such as coffee.

Symptoms include uncontrollable diarrhea and surprisearrhea.

Trevor: You don't look so good.
Jerry: I just had 3 coffees and now I think I have Diarrhetes!!!

by FrylockMastershakeAndMeatwad September 12, 2011

Diarrheatery

(n): a place where one purchases food that leads inevitably to gastrointestinal distress. See also: food truck.

Just spent two hours in the bathroom thanks to the diarrheatery that we went to for dinner.

by Furquis October 31, 2015

Diarrhetus

Diarrhea caused by consuming too many sugary foods, like candy.

I gotta lay off the Halloween candy, I'm gonna end up with the Diarrhetus.

by rat shark November 4, 2020

Diarrheabetes

When you shit something out and it hurts your stomach.

My dog has diarrheabetes.

by Wordmaker4200 June 10, 2024