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Diablo Valley College

Otherwise known as DVC, it is a community college situated in Pleasant Hill, CA. It's known for its curve-destroying over achieving Asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8AM, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for classes, and proximity to In N Out Burger.
Yu-Wang: "I have a 10:00 AM Calculus 3 class this semester at Diablo Valley College."

Xien: "You better arrive at 6:30 AM if you want to find a parking spot!"

Yu-Wang: "Good idea. It will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my Calc book."

Xien: "Only 4 chapters? Enjoy your B."
by EverettR February 19, 2013
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diablo mami

A sexy beautiful Hispanic woman. She gives you that look that makes you wanna buy roses for her on a Thursday morning but looks like she can cut your balls off if you fuck around w her the wrong way.
Diablo mami! Estas bien dura puñeta!
by richie garcia December 14, 2017
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mojito diablo

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.
"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."
by vegasrew April 26, 2007
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caspa del diablo

busco una poca de caspa del diablo
by justmedammit October 24, 2010
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diablo view middle school

The most cursed and most terrible school to ever exist. Also the bathrooms are filled with people vaping
Wow you went to diablo view middle school? How’d you survive
by lol rawr XD June 15, 2018
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cunto diablo

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.
You are a right proper cunto diablo!
by real deal 83 July 23, 2014
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diablo 2

A game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.
someone: Whats up man?
you: I'm on the patch.
someone: To quit smoking?
you: No. I play Diablo 2.
someone: Oh, so you're quitting?
you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10
by Tam Datson March 7, 2003
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