dfm

daddy fat man

“It’s you and me forever dfm”

by poopypooplolpissrat March 5, 2023

DFM

Displays of fragile masculinity

DID You catch that DFM? Kevin just told me he works out 10 hours a day.

by hailkev November 29, 2017

DFM

A woman with physical and mental disabilities who likes to blame society and not her own failings as a person for all that is wrong with her life.
Commonly spotted in amongst free cheese lines at major welfare hand out shelters.

Did you do a DFM today?
No, I worked for my cheese today.

by popular girls November 19, 2003

DFM

Don't Finger Me disease

DAMN jenna must have DFM .. shes prude as hell.

by Barb Butch November 13, 2011

DFM

Drug Fucked Moron

Some DFM tried to offer me meth at a party. DFMs are so fucking clueless.

by ferretinjapan August 18, 2012

DFM

“Down for most things”

Nobody in this world is DFA.

DFM is the way to live your best life without regrets

by You’re welcome 123 December 31, 2018

DFM

Done-Fuckin-Mode

means someone is fucked up, messed up, stupid, ugly, etc.

1-
Brad: did you see Houston over there fucking that dog man?
Ryan: hell yea i saw his fat ass
Cody: Man, Houston is skrate up DFM

2-
Brad: Man you see how ugly that girl is?
Cody: Hell yea son, that bitch is DFM

by B-rad Jeezy September 10, 2008