devanism

The act of being so annoying that you become "a Devan".
"A Devan" is also addicted to masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn.

Devan: hey what's your name? I like apples.
Guy 2: shut up your now a part of devanism
Devan: apples apples apples apples apples
Guy 3: fuck off

by Accidental Anal Man June 8, 2017

devonism

someone who is blonde, and while slightly booksmart, they lack common knowledge skills. When asked a common question... the response is outrageous and called a devonism

hey what's 17 +17? ...28.

man what a devonism!

"why do they need to see a ree-zooms on our application?"

"why are we exciting into traffic?"

"Is the Rockefeller Center named after the clothing line Rockafella?"

by C.EM. March 31, 2010

Divinism

When Ellie was born, she was born with a special power. She could surely destroy earth. She had no idea how. As she grew older, she started to realize what she was doing, she became scared. She didn't know what to do. One day, she met the Divine Empire. They told Ellie that they can help her fix earth. She decided to trust them. The Divine empire helped Ellie fix earth. They shown her how to control her powers, and they helped her fix the things she destroyed. Thanks to the Divine Empire, Ellie was able to fix earth. She could save the planet, and she was able to make it a better place. She wasn't sure how it happened, but she knew that she had to use her powers for good. She joined the Shanteller Empire, not being aware. Ellie was happy to help, and she quickly became one of the most powerful members. One day, the Shanteller empire decided to attack Earth. Ellie didn't want to destroy her home planet, but she knew that she had to fight. She fought bravely in the battle. Ellie was heartbroken, but she knew that she had to do her fight. She had used Divine powers she had. Ellie was a god. But one day she visited earth. On arrival, she found that cities were destroyed, and the things were either dead or dying. Ellie was shocked at the sight. With her powers, Ellie saved earth. She made a deal with the Divine Empire: in return for her help, they would save the earth and its people. From that day, Ellie and the Divine Empire were known as the gods of peace.

I'm apart of being Divinism.

by Luciloja May 14, 2023