dession

A depression session; or in other words, a small session or period of time in which someone is depressed

“Hey bro, can I talk to you? I’m having a dession”
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“What was wrong at school today?”
“Nothing, I was just having a dession”

by platonicallyhateyou February 28, 2018

Deskimo brothers

When two males engage in sexual intercourse with the same female, on the same desk, at two different points in time.

Keith and I are already eskimo brothers, but I just found out we're deskimo brothers also!

by goballsdeep212 February 3, 2014

DeSimone's Folly

In the course of human events, there have been many missteps in pursuance of wealth and glory. However, none is more comical than on December 22nd, 2017 (Yen Day), when Raymond DeSimone made a bold move at the currency exchange. He exchanged five US dollars for yen certain that he would automatically make money back. In reality the value of the yen dramatically decreased soon after this transaction and this event is referred to as DeSimone’s Folly.

You haven't heard about DeSimone's Folly from 2017?

by The_Hamburglar December 22, 2020

DESIMONED

When you're winning a video game and your opponent commits an act that results in the system turning off without finishing.

I was winning in Ice Hockey and the game and was Desimoned when the controller flew past my face and the game reset.

by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

Dessiboo

Dessiboo is a person that is way too kind and is over-sensitive to people the feelings. She is also very cute and is nice to people even if they don't deserve it.

Me - "Dessiboo is really cool"

by Not_A_Spy_ March 22, 2021

Desimoto

Only a select Desmond can turn into a Desimoto.

Did you see Desmond he’s turning into a Desimoto!

by kuzy20049 May 17, 2022

destimona

The most gorgeous living organism on this planet. She, is an unstoppable force who is also the most jaw dropping woman.

Destimona is so beautiful, I love her.

by reztoskoden February 26, 2024