Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...
by Fjaoudnwbfkwbqkd January 24, 2019
Get the Dereckmug. by dereck i loooovoe u August 19, 2009
Get the dereckmug. refers to mary-jay smoking sessions. a room that is derecked is full of smoke to the extent that it is starting to become difficult to see people.
by Adam Sambridge November 27, 2006
Get the dereckedmug. by wopo January 24, 2009
Get the the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereckmug. by momsmasher420 June 25, 2021
Get the kiss dereck daymug. by Mochrie95 June 9, 2020
Get the dirty dereckmug. A Dereck is Rick's ( from Rick and Morty) accountant and also his baby daddy, Dereck in Greek means fruity. A Dereck is a nice friend but will refer to you as a "hate friend" and has a mid-book taste typically. Overall a pretty chill guy but will take at least 2 hours to respond back to you. If you have a Dereck in your life keep him, he will edit your major essays
In Dereck we trust
by Sophists 23 December 6, 2023
Get the Dereckmug.