Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...
by Fjaoudnwbfkwbqkd January 25, 2019
by dereck i loooovoe u August 19, 2009
refers to mary-jay smoking sessions. a room that is derecked is full of smoke to the extent that it is starting to become difficult to see people.
by Adam Sambridge November 27, 2006
by wopo January 25, 2009
An asshole who manipulates you to make sure he’s the only one getting what he wants. Only cares about himself and gaslights you for the upper hand. Will drop you in an instant when he finds someone new. And secretly likes being fucked like he fucks your emotions
by Lilly_w20 March 10, 2024
Is Rick from Rick and Morty's accountant and his baby daddy, Dereck in Greek also means fruity. A Dereck is a nice friend but will refer to you as a "hate friend" and usually has mid-book taste; however; Derek's are pretty cool overall. If you have a Dereck as a friend don't expect him to answer back for at least 2 hours.
In Dereck we trust
by Sophists 23 December 06, 2023
A Dereck is Rick's ( from Rick and Morty) accountant and also his baby daddy, Dereck in Greek means fruity. A Dereck is a nice friend but will refer to you as a "hate friend" and has a mid-book taste typically. Overall a pretty chill guy but will take at least 2 hours to respond back to you. If you have a Dereck in your life keep him, he will edit your major essays
In Dereck we trust
by Sophists 23 December 06, 2023