depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.

Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.

by Lovell from UT November 11, 2010

Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.

"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"

by CaptSkubba July 15, 2009

Depth Charge

Advanced water filtration system (BONG)
made by cutting the bottom off a 3 liter soda bottle and putting a bowl in the screw cap. Used by sinking the bottle with out the cap, up to the neck in a deep, sink, tub or bucket. Then screw on cap with loaded bowl and slowly pull up filling 3 litre with smoke, unscrew cap and place mouth over top and push back down in to the water...Few people can take a full 3 liters of smoke into their lungs at once!

DUDE! That fourth depth charge sank my battle ship! Raise the white flag!

by blt November 21, 2003

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

depth charge

An elaborate way to shotgun marijuana to your friends. The "depth charger" takes a large hit, goes underwater in a pool or other body of water, and exhales sharply. When the bubbles that come to the surface burst open, smoke will rise up out of it, and when someone inhales that smoke, it's a depth charge.

Dude, did you see Mark take that depth charge from Nick?

by jajer July 21, 2018

depth charge

A double shot of Bacardi 151.

We wanted to get shit-faced fast, so we drank a few depth charges.

by pdeucer May 8, 2006

Depth Charge

Is the act of filling a bath tub with cold water, submerging ones body, and deficating The reason for this is b/c of fear after eating something spicy and having the cold water chill ones sphincter

Joel ate so much wassabi, he had to go back to his place to take a depth charge

by JECK32 March 15, 2011