Denise

A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.

If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Denim Boner

A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.

Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.

by Ohdearaboner October 6, 2009

Denim Denim Denim

The literal type of pants that Mario wears.

Bill: "Hey George, what type of pants does Mario wear?
George: "Fuck! I don't know. Overalls?"
Bill: "Nope, Denim Denim Denim!"

by BallzMcLongCock June 16, 2010

Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Denise Milani

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.

I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...

by Milanifan January 19, 2011

Control Denied

A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and many other talented musicians such as Steve DiGiorgio and Richard Christy.

"Man,that Control Denied album kicked my ass with their serious music."

by MetalNewbie November 15, 2004

Denise

Denise is a very smart, sexy girl who can be very emotional at times. Denise tends to care about people ALOT. That is, until they back stab her😅. Denise is fun to be around, likes to joke around alot. But when it is time to get down to business, she get's down. Denise is often described as a beautiful and hyperactive. Denise loves to hang out with guys because girls can be b***hes! When Denise lands in a relationship that she loves, whether it be friends or a boyfriend, she puts in her heart and soul into it. She can be very sensitive yet very rude😂. But we all love Denise!

"Yo. I'm bored. What should we do bro?"
"We could go hang at Denise's. She has video games and everything!"
"She's dope"

by zezebubbles October 16, 2019