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Denison University

A ridiculous oasis in central Ohio where the former prep school kids from the east coast go to spend their trust funds on sleeping with girls and cocaine. This little school on the hill is the envy of every other school in Ohio. While we can all agree that Ohio is a dismal place, Denison provides an experience second to none as far as absurd college memories and possibly a mild to moderate drug addiction. Even though the Fraternity/Sorority system is not what it used to be you can be sure that anyone will have a great time while on the Dunes.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you go to school?
Dude 2: Oh I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: I once went there and had the time of my life.
Dude 2: Standard

Dude 1: Hey where did you go to school?
Dude 2: I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: Oh...I went to OWU.
Dude 2: I'm sorry to hear that.
Dude 1: Me too.
by Denidude April 24, 2009
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Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.
"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."
by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017
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denison university

hey--you goin to denison university?
and the truck driver said, denison university?
why yes i am.
so i got in the truck.
and here i am.
again.
by beaner greener September 10, 2006
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Denison University

A private liberal art university located in majestic Granville Ohio. This school has great parties. Also, it has the best drugs in the whole mid-west/east coast. It's marijuana strains of, Van Gogh, Purple Voltron have been featured in High Times. This is all thanks to the KZ's and Ripp $tarr which run the schools party and social scene.
Student 1: Hey where'd you get that amazing molly and chronic?

Student 2: I got it from Denison University.. And it's not just any chronic bro, it's that Van Gough. Here take a hit.

Student 1: (cough cough) WHOA this shit taste like fruity pebbles and melts your face. I gotta go to Denison University.

Student 2: Yeah the KZ's and Ripp Starr run shit there.
by Ripp Starr September 25, 2011
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denison

adj. Known to speak at random occasions, often unnecessarily.
The boy was denison, and frequently interrupted class, saying things like:
"I'm comfortable."
"I wish I could draw the food, so then I could eat the chex-mix."
"Are those supposed to be haunted cans?"
by MorgothsRing January 19, 2004
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Katie Denison

A fur coat wearing, Old vic pub running chinchilla murderer who can often be found sniffing around 2nd hand fur coat markets. In an attempt to look like Pat Butcher
That Jacket is totally Katie Denison
by Poon Punisher March 8, 2017
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Danilson

Bitch ass niggas named Danilson are short and get no pussy DanilsonK
by Sha Ek My 🐐 January 3, 2022
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