Denison University

One of the most prestigious liberal arts colleges in the midwest.

Every parent assumed that whatever alchemy of good genes and good credit had gotten his child a spot at the prep school was the same one that would land him a spot at a hyper-selective college. It was true that a quarter of the class went to the Ivy League, and another quarter to places such as Stanford, MIT, and Amherst. But that still left half the class, and I was the one who had to tell their parents that they were going to have to be flexible. Before each meeting, I prepared a list of good colleges that the kid had a strong chance of getting into, but these parents didn’t want colleges their kids had a strong chance of getting into; they wanted colleges their kids didn’t have a chance in hell of getting into. A successful first meeting often consisted of walking them back from the crack pipe of Harvard to the Adderall crash of Middlebury and then scheduling a follow-up meeting to douse them with the bong water of Denison.

Denison University

by diarrhea-asmr August 3, 2021

denino

The catchphrase commonly used by fans of the famous streamer ice poseidon to summon enza denino in times of need. Also used for comic relief during songs.

*50 cent starts playing* "I'll take ENZA DENINO to my candy shop, I'll let you lick my BURNT CHICKEN"

by Ed from chowderheads June 3, 2017

Denison University

A ridiculous oasis in central Ohio where the former prep school kids from the east coast go to spend their trust funds on sleeping with girls and cocaine. This little school on the hill is the envy of every other school in Ohio. While we can all agree that Ohio is a dismal place, Denison provides an experience second to none as far as absurd college memories and possibly a mild to moderate drug addiction. Even though the Fraternity/Sorority system is not what it used to be you can be sure that anyone will have a great time while on the Dunes.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you go to school?
Dude 2: Oh I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: I once went there and had the time of my life.
Dude 2: Standard

Dude 1: Hey where did you go to school?
Dude 2: I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: Oh...I went to OWU.
Dude 2: I'm sorry to hear that.
Dude 1: Me too.

by Denidude April 24, 2009

denio

any word you want it to be as long as the person your talking to fully understands the situation your talking about

"Man that girl had a great denio" (great ass)
"Hey pass me the denio for the xbox" (controller)
"go to the fridge and get me a denio" (drink)
"do you have a denio hook up" (alcohol hook up)

by whatisdenio August 14, 2009

deniroface

The combination of squint and frown/smile, and usually coupled with brisk nodding of the head. Direct eye-contact is paramount.

Best man:"During the toast, that was totally a joke about me doin' the bride before you did.... hope I didn't cross the line bro." Groom: with a deniroface;" Little bit, crossed it a little bit."

by ronchee 1 3 December 18, 2012

Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017

Deniroing

To brutally kick or stamp on someone whilst they are on the ground in the manner of Robert Deniro's portrayal of Jimmy Conway in the film Goodfellas, where they were murdering Billy Batts.

He gave that guy a throrough deniroing. He just deniroed that guy.

by Bigdave71 May 22, 2019