Demetrio GQ

The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.

If you know Demetrio GQ, consider yourself lucky.

Tu eres mi pinguino, Demetrio GQ.

by Puffin2511 March 21, 2013

Feed Demetri

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

Demetrick

A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special". Most people think Demetrick is a pretty cool name.

Demetrick is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy.

Demetrick is my best friend

by Demi😊 January 11, 2017

Pulling a Demetri

The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.

Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.

by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

Demetrius

A really cute, usually black guy who loves either basketball or football, usually a player but can be loyal. Usually falls in love with girls in middle, but always has his eyes on one. He has a sense a humor, & always makes people laugh.

Yo demetrius how was football practice?

by Fleeboy88 March 20, 2015