Decomplish

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.

"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.

by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

decomplexify

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

by splicefox August 21, 2020

Non-denominational holiday wishes

Holiday greeting which is acceptable for dissemination to anyone, is politically correct and entirely non-offensive; yet contains no substance and is really annoying.

Please accept my non-denominational holiday wishes with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

by Bid Daddy2231 December 17, 2009

decompress

Chill out, wind down

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

by sordid77 August 1, 2006

Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016

decommentamination

The act of removing comments that people have posted to your blog or facebook status.

After those jerks posted those nasty comments to my blog, I had to go into decommentamination mode on the post.

by euphman October 2, 2009

denomme

spandex wearing dancing machine, often stuck in a 70's mindset

that guys is totally a denomme

by moseph1717 February 3, 2010