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Defensive Eating

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.
by CourtJ March 25, 2011
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Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.
Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition is a long ass name.
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
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defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.
Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.
by j May 13, 2005
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Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.
No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.
by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010
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defensive drinking

proactively drinking the premium beer, wine or alcohol so as to prevent others from consuming it
Tim engaged in some defensive drinking when he realized his buddies were consuming the good stuff.
by Allen Towne April 4, 2009
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Defensive Eating

eating all the good food first so nobody else can get to it-mark
"man i hate when he does his defensive eating"
by suhhhh duude February 25, 2017
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defensive

Defending yourself every time someone says something to you .
Quit being so defensive .
by Orionsmammaw September 20, 2017
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