Deepesh

Carry Guy

Person 1: Oh shit we are loosing P
Person 2 : We have Deepesh

by Jackraper February 1, 2018

Deepesh

A cool very hip guy.

Yo, that guy is uber Deepesh, I wish i was like him!

by faglooda June 11, 2006

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015

Derpies

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.

"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."

by Lsh14 April 27, 2010

derpiesaurus

A dinosaur that is everything derp. A derpiesaurus is created when you mix Herp DNA with a Derp DNA. When the derpiesaurus growls, he/she seemingly sounds like a person who is saying Herp da Derp. It sounds 9000 times better than when a human says it.

Derpiesaurus is very rare and has been only spotted by a few people. Some have spotted the amazing creature when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. Other times, people have hallucinated a derpiesaurus, such as when trippin on LSD or shrooms. Scientists are still unsure of its existence though

man 1: I didn't know africa had white people living on it!

man 2: ... DUDE LOOK OVER THERE

man 1: OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT?

man 2: OH MY FUCKING BALLS! ITS A FUCKING DERPIESAURUS. FUCK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!

by SOMEONE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNO October 4, 2011

deepressing

-adj-something that is both depressing and deep.

a lot of KiD CuDi's music is deepressing
I liked his speech but i have to say it was deepressing

by wonderbread257 September 16, 2011

Deepression

Like depression but all your thoughts are really deep and they undermine everything you ever believed about yourself.

Person 1: "Im in a state of deepression"

Person 2: "Oh that sounds rough"

by Sadboi85 August 14, 2019