Defecate deficit

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

dedicraytion

When you're dedicated to crazy cray levels!

Fran came in to the office to finish some work DURING her holiday! That's dedicraytion for you!

by Davidch999 April 2, 2013

hoodrat deficiency syndrome

Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.

"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.

by Dr_Steve February 8, 2009

dedis muteli

Mothers vagina its is usually used to offend people in georgia

Eee whats up
Eee da mogityan dedis muteli

by david the destroyer July 26, 2019

DDEIC

A abbreviation made by istillusedtobepay meaning When a group (usually rap fans) try to fake claim gangs or diss Opps and dead people they don’t know.

Fuck Quando Rondo and we smoking FBG duck O Block for life.
Bro DDEIC Your from Rhode Island

by Berleezysunsuallonghead May 6, 2022

Dedric

Someone who acts like they don't care. Dedric's has a heart of gold but they are very sarcastic. Often seem quiet around people they are not familiar around. They often enjoy alcohol beverages and they can have a twisted sense of humor. Having them in your life is a blessing; yet a headache. Chances are if you have them hold on to them

Dedric's make the sweetest partners

by smileforu*1119 November 13, 2013