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decrapitize

To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more, but you clean freaks might not get it.

You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.
I finally decrapitized my room and can see the floor now.
by b April 9, 2005
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Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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Depravitude

When one has been without something for so long, the resulting attitude, conditions, mannerisms and behaviors can only be described thus.
She hasn't seen her Mary in so long, she's in a total state of depravitude. Look at her, now she's listening to weird music and eating beek jerky and olives!
by Tika616 December 28, 2010
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Decreptitude

Cath made it up in a childcare lesson, it means the same as decrepit, except its used by her and her alone.

the process of becoming decrepit.
"It's years of work and decreptitude..."
by Chris February 1, 2005
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decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".
If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.
by enzo_gee August 19, 2007
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decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.
by christian May 13, 2005
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decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation
He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.
by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009
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