mr. decorum

the one friend you CANNOT get 'down and dirty' with! who will make you stop your prattle when the subject gets too GRAPHIC! -you always remain slightly 'hurt' because you've just gotten to the 'good part'

...and then the puke spewed out of my mouth and into the fan...-STOP!!- thats' enough!, i've heard enough!! -sure!, you bet!, mr decorum

jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!

when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!

i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!

by michael foolsley December 6, 2011

Devious Decorum

A group of elite spaceship pilots who enjoy circle jerking in pods and running away. Owners of the fabled "Rape Train"

Devious Decorum are a bunch of pussy bitches

by CapnT1223 November 11, 2010

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum

Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum.

by public2 November 12, 2022

decorus

latin for beautiful or charming

i told my girlfriend that she was decorus,and i explained what it means,so she was happy and i was happy....so we made out on my bed

by i love August 23, 2006

Decrumed

(v) - to famously harass; to foolishly abolish me

As soon as i looked at the group I noticed it was he who decrumed me!

by Edward Singer July 1, 2010

decorumistic

If you know this word… your teacher said decorum and you started saying decorumistic.

Used when someone is full of decorum. “Chris is decorumistic .”

by Not a page February 7, 2022

Deckorum

1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc with regard to the act of top decking.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.

I heard some young ruffian top decked that nice irish theme pub, even though their prices were reasonable and the beer tasty.

Such an act violates deckorum.

by Hauntedddd October 5, 2009