December 5th

National penis day

December 5th by Scubadew December 3, 2016

december 5th

national give a piggyback day:

if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.

Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.

Encore Slap Ass Day!

December 5th is the day where you get to slap a girls ass only in ur encore classes and they can’t do nothing about it

Boys:ITS DECEMBER 5th YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Girls:...
Also girls: Fuck..

him:hey you going to school naked

friend/him:yea i'm going naked

him:why?
friend/him:it's December 5th

National Slap Ass Day
Slap any girls ass!

Me: *Slaps a girl's ass*
Girl: Why did you do that??
Me: Sorry, its December 5th

Send nudes all of it every part to bf/gf

"It's december 5th send me a picture of ur tits and puss or i'll find you and kill you, thanks!"

November 5th is now National "Wear black day"

Everyone has to wear black!

"why is everyone wearing black today?"

Oh! Haven't you heard? It's December 5th!"