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decider

defensive posturing catch phrase that lets POTUS43 pick and choose: 1. which laws to follow, 2. which citizens to spy on, 3. which constitutional rights to uphold, 4. which millionaires to cut taxes for, 5. how long to let oil companies price gouge consumers, 6. how many vacations are appropriate for the POTUS, 7. who gets to run his illegal wars, 8. how many children get left behind, 9. what God's will is, 10. who is working undercover on Iran's nucular program, and who is political fodder
"I hear the voices (in my head), and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. I listen to all voices, but mine is the final decision," he said. "And Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job."
by HighAltitudeLeo May 8, 2006
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Deeder

A slang term that describes a person who is being an idiot, fool, and/or absolute and utter dust. Deeder can also replace common words to add flavor and swag points. It is mainly used by those who wish to maintain their dominance as alpha male of the tribe but is beginning to trend among the general population.
"Who wears socks with Crocs, what a deeder!"
"I deedered and wore Crocs today"
Marcel was deedering hard and decided to wear Crocs.
by Fearios November 21, 2014
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deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.
"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"
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Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.
"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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decider

1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”
I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.
by GolfMaven May 2, 2006
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Decider

A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006
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message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011
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