An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.
Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"
Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
by DCarradine April 30, 2014
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Get the Defapitation mug.A Deathgrind band from San Diego California. Their music is incredibly intense and chaotic. Some have even described their sound as "schizophrenic". Many people say they are a deathgrind or death metal band but their music is much more than just those genres.
Their lyrics often protest animal cruelty, consumption/production of meat, environmental damage in a very macabre style. All the band members are vegans which i think is fucking awesome (I'm a vegan as well).
Also, they can put on an incredible live show and the vocalists is great!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing them live and I was thoroughly impressed.
Some good albums of theirs that you should check out would be The Harvest Floor, Karma Bloody Karma, Humanure and To Serve Man.
Their lyrics often protest animal cruelty, consumption/production of meat, environmental damage in a very macabre style. All the band members are vegans which i think is fucking awesome (I'm a vegan as well).
Also, they can put on an incredible live show and the vocalists is great!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing them live and I was thoroughly impressed.
Some good albums of theirs that you should check out would be The Harvest Floor, Karma Bloody Karma, Humanure and To Serve Man.
by Slayer of Light July 1, 2009
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by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010
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by PhantomHeadPain September 16, 2010
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Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated
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