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Autoerotic Decapitation

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.
Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
by DCarradine April 30, 2014
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Defapitation

When you get them head of your dick cut off
The man was a victim of defapitation.
by Defapitation January 6, 2015
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Cattle Decapitation

A Deathgrind band from San Diego California. Their music is incredibly intense and chaotic. Some have even described their sound as "schizophrenic". Many people say they are a deathgrind or death metal band but their music is much more than just those genres.

Their lyrics often protest animal cruelty, consumption/production of meat, environmental damage in a very macabre style. All the band members are vegans which i think is fucking awesome (I'm a vegan as well).

Also, they can put on an incredible live show and the vocalists is great!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing them live and I was thoroughly impressed.

Some good albums of theirs that you should check out would be The Harvest Floor, Karma Bloody Karma, Humanure and To Serve Man.
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by Slayer of Light July 1, 2009
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Decrapitate

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.
Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.
by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010
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recapitate

When your head is put back on.
I cut off some guy's head, but then I recapitated him.
by Bob882 December 7, 2004
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Decapitation

The most effective option in the curing and prevention of headaches.
My wife kept complaining about headaches, so she tried decapitation, and she hasn't complained since.
by PhantomHeadPain September 16, 2010
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Decrapitated

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.
Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated
by Broham64 December 14, 2021
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