Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.

Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.

by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020

The Defender

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.

Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!

by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009

Sex Defender

Someone who practices consensual sex (opposite of sex offender)

"Are you a sex defender?"
"Yea, consent is poggers!"

by GiornoGiovanna January 4, 2021

dedederail

Derailing a fourm thread with puns starting in Dedede.
Originated in the Awkward Zombie Fourms

These puns are DEDEDElightful

You just dedederailed the thread

by pikscast October 28, 2014

galaxy defender

A fan of the british pop/rock band MCFLY, but specifically the lead singer and guitarist TOM FLETCHER.

"Girl i gotta tell you i'm feeling much can't get enough of you, galaxy defender stay forever never get enough of you" -star girl album:motion in the ocean
"Morning galaxy defenders, what's troubling our universe?" - Tommcfly on twitter.com

by michellemybelle July 31, 2010

Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014

Deffenderferred

to be deffenderferred means to have your Facebook status, pics, links, etc. ruined by the comments of one person, whom is not liked by many, to which NO ONE else posts a reply or comment; or the status thread that had been ongoing comes to a halt once this certain person comments.

Miranda and Dee were commenting on the most recent update from the WJJO fanpage when it all of a sudden it was deffenderferred, stopping all conversation.

by number#2 August 28, 2010