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An erect human penis, any size shape or color.
Bob~ "Hey girl, have you met the Deacon?"
Sue~ "Deacon... Who's the Deacon?"
Bob~ "The Deacon yo mouth biatch!"
Sue~ "Nope."
deacon by Briskey July 31, 2006
a kind 5 foot guy who looks like chucky but is a good friend who defends you
deacon is a good friend who sucks my little tiny hamburger
deacon by Vali Lucifer October 25, 2017
Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.
Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else
Deacon by TACTICALSQUAD August 25, 2008
Wil suck a poop noodle out the tip of you're dick for a big mac
Damn deacon sucked the hell out that poop noodle
Deacon by xWOLFMANNx January 23, 2017
A funny nerd kind of sensitive but loves life.

Friends are lucky to have him.

Mess with Deacon he won't talk to you again.

Just because hes a nerd he will show you one hell of a time in bed cause he will give it to u good.

Bully Deacon he will kick the shit out of you.
Deacons a really nice guy

Great at sex

Nerd
Deacon is a cute boy that girls might have a crush on. Deacon likes to play footy, cricket and other sports. Deacon is very atheletic.
I like Deacon, he is cute
Deacon by potatoperson!! August 23, 2019