DeWitt’s Law

"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)

Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!

by Pennarin October 3, 2014

DeWitt Clinton High School

A 'school' that claims to an institution of highly esteemed individuals who are trained in the best possible ways to become rhetors, scientists, writers, and other professionals but is actually quite the contrary. A DeWitt Clinton High School is a dirty, nasty building which is dozens of years old, is in dire need of renovation, has a crumbling facade, and needs landscaping. Also, it has crappy teachers, a retarded MACY and Einstein program. Furthermore, it must not have won at any sport or contest within the past few decades.

DeWitt Clinton High School is comprised of several hypocrites.
DeWitt Clinton High School students do not speak English.

by PhyllisM January 4, 2009

Dewitt Perry

A middle school in Carrollton, TX where girls die. Excessive Drug use and mexican girls who shit in the driveway.

Hey! There is someone taking a shit in the parking lot at Target!! They must be from Dewitt Perry

by That nigga from farmersbranch March 25, 2016

Dewitt Perry

A middle school in Carrollton, TX where girls shit in the parking lot. Good at sports including jumping fences. Excessive Drug usage. And girls who die.

Hey that girl died!! She must go to Dewitt Perry

by That nigga from farmersbranch March 25, 2016

Jamesville-DeWitt

High School outside of Syracuse known for its high population of Jews, lax bros, and basketball team. It is also known for its tendency NOT to recruit, but still be better athletically than CBA, its rival, which does recruit. Basically, JD is the best public school in Syracuse.

Where do you go to school?" "Jamesville-Dewitt." "Oh, so you're Jewish and rich?

by CuseBball21 November 28, 2010

Adelle DeWitt

A complete legend from the short-lived Joss Whedon TV cult masterpiece Dollhouse. She is as hard as nails. She can take a bullet without flinching and runs the Dollhouse very well until it ultimately leads to the end of the world.

She doesn't like Caroline which is understandable because Caroline seems like a bit of a nob.

Basically, an example of perfection to us all.

Amy: Adelle DeWitt is a legend!

Gareth: I concurr.

*

I was watching Dollhouse and Adelle DeWitt managed not to wig, despite having been shot and the approaching end of the world.

by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011

Adelle DeWitt

A complete legend from the short-lived Joss Whedon TV masterpiece Dollhouse. Is hard as nails, she can take a bullet without flinching and runs the Dollhouse very well until it ultimately leads to the end of the world.

Amy: Adelle DeWitt is a legend!

Gareth: I concurr. Don't call her over.

by Giant Mushrooms November 14, 2011