URN Daytimer

A person who can achieve just about anything they put their mind to. They are pretty much invincible, and to boot their dewy complexions and agreeable features continue to defy the term 'having a face for radio'.

'Wait , did that person just cure cancer by blinking their eyes?'
'Oh yeah, but they're a URN Daytimer so it's not surprising.'
'Seriously? So that guy on TV last week who climbed Mount Everest on a space hopp-'
'...A URN Daytimer. Yeah.'

by jemm_20 March 4, 2015

Daytime Ugly

A hooker who is so ugly, untalented, and generally unappealing that in order to make enough money to support her crack habit, she needs to stand out on the street during daylight hours as well as at night. While the daylight doesn't do her any favours, she is so desperate for a trick that she needs to be there for as much time as she can in the hope that someone, anyone, will give her $5 to eat their shit or something.

Look, there's another Daytime Ugly! What a disgusting hoe.

by cam8001 May 23, 2006

dagrims

n. particularly witty member of an internet message board, known more for puns, quips, and other contextualized humor than for set-up jokes.

Ha! Good one; you're a regular dagrims, eh?

by seba April 1, 2005

daytime

A party, that takes place during the day. Usually for highschoolers where they ditch classes to go to the party. Its like a regular party during the day!

"so you going?
"where?"
"to the Daytime John is throwing"
"What time?"
"NOW!"
"oh well lets go."

by JillianJacobs October 3, 2007

Darima

A rare gem of a person, known for her unparalleled kindness and alluring beauty. Darima is the epitome of a best friend and sexy young woman rolled into one. Her magnetic personality draws people in, and her compassionate nature keeps them close. She's a beacon of light in a dark world, and her presence instantly brightens up any room. Darima's confidence and sexiness are matched only by her genuine warmth and care for others. She's the ultimate ride-or-die friend and a bombshell beauty, making her a true force to be reckoned with.

"Ever since I met her, she's become the Darima of my world."
"You're so lucky to have a friend like Darima, everyone wants to be her!"
"She's a total Darima; I'm lowkey jealous of her amazing personality and style."

by porcupinetree2 May 10, 2023

daytime boyfriend

This is a very sad but common occurrence among guys who try to treat women with respect. Females with insecurities in their intelligence, appearance, sexual ability, etc. need constant praise and reassurance. Daytime boyfriend's fill this need by showering these soulless leeches with the praise necessary for them to make it through the day. This praise is usually genuine, but its affect is in vain, as the cavernous void which are these females just grows larger. These well-meaning men never actually date the girls. The tramps are very adept at leading them along enough to continue the praise and adoration of their worshiper, without any actual reciprocation (sexual, or otherwise). Thus, the men are boyfriends during the day, hearing all the inane problems of these women and helping them cope with their gnawing lack of self-worth, and at night go home with their dick in their hand.
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)

If you can't think of an example from the above definition, you are or will soon be a daytime boyfriend.

by CockontheWalk December 22, 2007

daytime playtime

The ability to hook up with a sex partner during normal business hours.

Hey baby/honey why don't we have some daytime playtime!

by Harleydog July 24, 2008