David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

nicolas david jones

cloeys man...

nicolas david jones is a awesome dude... he is cloeys man...

by kayneeelovaaa October 23, 2022

David Matthew jones

A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones

Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”

by Frannie December 21, 2022

Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.

A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"

by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013

Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010

jonathan davis

The lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn. He rocks. Enough said.

All Korn haters can go screw themselves for all I care.

by Random Jones September 10, 2005

Jonathan Davis

Jonathan Davis is the lead singer of the popular Nu-Metal group KoRn. He was born and raised in Bakersfield, California where he lived with his Dad and step-mother. When Davis was young he would often sit around in his fathers music store and learn to play random instruments, one of which is the bagpipes which Davis plays in many KoRn songs. Davis began singing for the local band Sexart, before KoRn guitarists Munky and Head saw him preform in a bar and asked him to join. Jonathan Davis has been the victim of a terrible childhood, he has suffered through atrocities such as sexual molestation, family abuse, and extreme cases of bullying, he uses all of these expierences as inspirations to write songs, which makes his song lyrics very dark, violent, and emotional. Davis' singing style can not be described through words, he has a wonderfully unique voice, and he also has the ability to scream/scat/shoat; a song in which you can hear his singing talent would be "Did My Time" off the album "Take A Look In The Mirror". In 2006 Davis was diagnosed with a rare blod disease, but was released with a clean bill of health, and now takes medication to regulate his problem.

Guy 1: "DUDE! JONATHAN DAVIS'S VOICE IS SICK IN THIS SONG!"
Guy 2L "Dude, I know, he has a great voice."

by Will Brasil February 20, 2007