Dave 

The most badass and handsome dude ever born. He can tear a phonebook in half with his eyelids and has an anaconda in his pants.

"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it."

"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"

Dave by Nekrobutcher July 29, 2012

Dave 

An underdog who people may or may not root for, but who still beats the odds anyway.

Once upon a time, Dave kicked Goliath's ass. Now he crunches numbers at Goldman and Sachs.

Dave by Olive989 January 14, 2021

Dave 

1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.

1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
3. Ur Getting a Dave!
4. Rebohcs

Dave by L0stc0ntent July 16, 2008

Dave 

Dave is a person who is artistic and loved by teachers. He gets in trouble sometimes for forgetfulness but never fails to get back on everybodys good side. Dave sometimes resembles a robot. He is very confident, and that shows through the way he walks. Most of the time it's with his hands in his back pockets, but if he is in a hurry, his arms are flung out behind him. Dave is a loving bf and continues to be long after a breakup. He is quite a gentleman and pampers the lucky lady that gets to date him.

omg i love you! you're such a dave!

Dave by afrock stalker September 24, 2011

Dave 

Cute, intelligent, never judging, the type of person that will always end up forgiving you no matter what. Thoughtful, charming, lovable, romantic - hes everything a girl could ever want. He never lets anything get him down and always finds positives in the most un-positive situations. Has the sweetest smile and most gorgeous eyes, just thinking about him puts a smile on your face. The one person that means so much to you that you can't imagine life without him.

This guy I met today - hes such a Dave!

Dave by AussieChic12 February 13, 2010

Dave 

Dave Is the best parent you could want. He loves to ride and drive boats. Dave is the most bad-ass person alive. He is very handsome and giving. Dave loves to hang out with his friends and he is a great one to have. He loves to go to Siver Lake Sand Dunes or and other place that he could ride his vehicles. Dave will never let you down.

Is Dave that handsome one over there

Dave by Gummy bear 123 January 15, 2019

Dave 

Dave a nice friend your lucky to have, loves animals, people and ass.

Dave doesnt like to talk to much but is totally funny and a cool guy

Loyal to his niggas

Dave:whats up my niggas

Niggas: eeeeeh dave whats uo my homie

Dave by Aloyalnigga December 1, 2019