daced

To be screwed or killed in a fashion that really sucks. Comes from the austrailian word daceton meaning screwed

MAN I DACED YOU, or dude you got daced

by Bob Dog November 2, 2004

Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

Duced

An extreme high where you space at certain inervals; There are long and short duces.

LJ and Erica had such short duces (duced as hell) that they couldn't remember 2 seconds before.

by wiserm July 24, 2009

deuced biscuit

Its what happens when you get owned by something

Stephen got his biscuit deuced by 151 an natty light

this deuced biscuit just got stuck in the face with a plasma grenade

by blazincaucasion June 2, 2010

doucedora

the small fadoras hipsters wear. not to be confused with the Fadora a formal dress hat!!

look at the doucedora that guys wearing

by HOLLYWOODlv25 February 18, 2011

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

get deuced

to get fucked over so bad by something or someone and have no choice but to accept it.

"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." This happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY. To "get deuced" is the worst possible way to be punished.

by na$ty nate and junior April 23, 2006