Family gatherings

The loudest most annoying time to be arround your family where you try to avoid the actual gathering, an introvert's kryptonite where your family wants you to be together no matter what you say...

Grandma: whats wrong with you?
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.

by Cats > dogs April 21, 2019

magic the gathering

Best. Cardgame. Ever.

My polar kraken just kicked your ass

by WooHoo April 8, 2003

chip gathering

a gathering amongst biblical brothers. Usually in a secretive place, brothers in Christ. This is a biweekly occurrence, one must eat 30 chips during the gathering. You must have at least one unopen bag of chips present. You also must have two different types of salsa present. If you don’t meet the requirements, it is not a chip gathering.

Yo my brotha, You gonna come to the biweekly chip gathering tonight?

by neeb chonk March 9, 2023

magic the gathering

crack in the form of cards

it will consume you....

"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"

by Nubcakes May 13, 2005

magic the gathering

Dangerous to those that can't add or subtract.

examples:

1/1 + +1/+1 = 2/2

also: 20 - 23 = -3 = you lose, you fucking trog

^-spooky math

by trappy April 19, 2005

DeathBringer

A person or object of standard intelligence with the necessary abilities to 'kill' and/or maim other sentient beings. A rare nickname typically given to warriors, past and present, with great prowess for battle and/or war-like circumstances.

"After single-handedly killing off that army, that guy/girl is definitely a deathbringer to all."

by M.M.S.K June 17, 2008

mathering

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

by ywenda October 14, 2011