Darth Vader merely glanced at a skeptical minion and expressed disappointment over his doubts about the Jedi Force. The minion began to suffocate.
by Richard Locke Peterson December 01, 2007
Darth Vader pretended to die at the end of Star Wars but because he was really Chuck Norris in disguise he traveled to our planet without a space suit (or space ship) and made a bunch of cool kung fu movies but he didn't play Darth Vader in the last Star Wars movie because everyone knows that Darth Vader was lameass as hell...
by Darth Norris April 14, 2009
..EEEHH, HOOOO, EEEEEH, HOOO...
Aww, shut up. You're not even doing the Darth Vader impression right!
Aww, shut up. You're not even doing the Darth Vader impression right!
by Pinkaholic April 28, 2011
by Alex Grobsmith June 13, 2008
A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground.
He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.
He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.
Luke Skywalker - How did my father die?
Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
by Plo_Koon March 07, 2020
by lighltysalted February 14, 2022
When a guy is droppin a stankin' ass duece and getting head at the same time. The smell of the shit forces the girl to breath through her mouth while simultaneously giving head. This leads to the girl making the same breathing sound that Darth Vader is known for in Star Wars.
by tjc11 April 01, 2008