The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
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Hey dan im suffering from Dante’s Inferno so I can’t come to work today, my ass is burning like hell.
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Get the Dante’s Inferno mug.Dante's Inferno is arguably the greatest song ever done by the badass Heavy Metal band Iced Earth. This song is 16:26 long and kicked an extremly large amount of ass the whole way through. This song is based off of the famous poem written by Dante Alighieri.
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Also, the beauty of said partner can come into play when your body debates which eruption to let loose first. The better looking the partner, the closer your barfing will be to the skeeting, or post coitus. The worse looking your partner is, the harder it will be to withold the gastrointestinal blast.
Can be used as a verb, such as "I was Dante's Peaking or I Dante's Peaked last night."
Also, the beauty of said partner can come into play when your body debates which eruption to let loose first. The better looking the partner, the closer your barfing will be to the skeeting, or post coitus. The worse looking your partner is, the harder it will be to withold the gastrointestinal blast.
Can be used as a verb, such as "I was Dante's Peaking or I Dante's Peaked last night."
I totally had a Dante's Peak moment with Kristina last night. I literally ran to the bathroom after I busted.
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Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
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Eric could tell he was in for a good night when he saw Deshontay pull out the Icy Hot, pull back his cock sleeve and begin applying the soft cream as he made hard eye contact. Eric was ready to back straight into Dante's Arctic Inferno.
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