Dandruff

referring to a person/object/situation that locates itself beside you or in your proximity (literal or figurative) that is less than desired.

"Yo man, that new girlfriend of yours is suckin' you dry. You need to brush that dandruff right off! Seriously, Desonex the chick!"

"Mikey, you're freakin' dandruff! You always show up at the worst time!"

by Matty P. October 20, 2006

Dandruff

someone who acts like they are all that, but in reality everyone thinks they are a freaking retard.

no one likes dandruffs because they are annoying.

by fafter April 15, 2006

Dandruff

1.) a girl that's trying to get through a man's head because they are famous or is well-known

2.) a girl that is annoying

That dandruff won't leave me alone.

by ice August 21, 2003

dandruff

Dead skin making a glorious escape from your scalp. A pain in the ass...it makes your head itchy and falls onto clothing (not a good time to be wearing a black shirt).

Some guy: "Dude, your head is snowing. Gross."
Unfortunate victim of dandruff: "Really? Damnit, I need some antidandruff shampoo."

by omgwtfsplosion April 22, 2007

dandruff

white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven't washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.
-people might think it's nasty if they see it on someone.

Dude don't headbang anymore! Your dandruff is getting on me!

by mugglewuggle January 17, 2009

dandruff

when some loser promises that hes gonna come, but at the last fuckin second he chicken shits out

riley: where the fuck is Thomas????
me: that fuckin dandruff ditched us for golf

by elburro March 03, 2008

dandruff

white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven't washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.
-people might think it's nasty if they see it on someone.

Dude don't headbang anymore! Your dandruff is getting on me!

by mugglewuggle January 16, 2009