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ted danson

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.
Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.
by C Provencal April 29, 2008
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Damnsome

Looking/being damn handsome. Exceptionally handsome, dashing etc...
Fred is looking pretty damnsome these days.

That person over there is clearly sucking up all the damnsome in the room.
by Jernobyl February 26, 2011
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damsong

the word damsong means that you can hear a song that you have not heard in years and instantly hate it.
ohh nice song... no not this damsong
by rjl1995 December 17, 2008
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Full Danson

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.
"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"
by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016
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damn son

when u are playing a game with someone and they are so good, u would say "DAMNNNNN SON" and maybe your 6 year old son would walk into your room saying "yes, daddy?" and then you will feel guilty for no reason and then in your head u are shooketh to the core and u are just sitting there like : "u wot m8" and then its game over. literally. oof
*playing random duos in fortnite* DAMN SON UR GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD *your 6 year old son walks in* "daddy did you call me?"
by BruhItzBruh July 26, 2018
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Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread
(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)
by deliman007 August 2, 2011
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Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun
I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.
by Earl October 10, 2004
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