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DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.
Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"
by Can Not May 15, 2005
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Damn you Dave

When things are going wrong and you need someone to blame. Dave is a fictional character on which you can reflect your anger, the universal 'baddy'. Originating from the 'Lost' episode 'Dave', wherein Dave is Hurley's imaginary friend, telling him to disobey his doctors.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.
There's no more warm water to shower. Damn you Dave.
by MrGeldof June 12, 2015
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Oh my damn You Fine

1)A self explanatory statement
2)Phrase used when something is appealing
3)Compliment The equivalent of Damn Girl or Your Hot.
Girl:Hay!
Boy: Oh my damn you fine!
Girl:Thanks.
by O-Sizzle fo shizzle March 8, 2009
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damn your eyes!

Expletive phrase. Used to condemn someone or something that is irksome. Probably originated as a curse against the wandering eyes of cheating partners.
"Damn your eyes!", Billy cursed through gritted teeth to the frozen screen. He'd have to reboot again...
by SassyFrau September 22, 2005
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well then DIE!, damn you!

a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma

physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:

patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!

as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'

as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
i'm not letting the gub mint put a micro chip in MY body...! "well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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Science damn you

Something you say to an atheist when you are really mad at him.
"Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!"
by United Atheist Alliance January 20, 2009
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