collasseral damage

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

by SHLA September 10, 2012

Massive Damage

The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.

I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

by XRXS July 11, 2006

Dalmatian Story

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

Becky: "I bought a new pen yesterday."
Harshil: ...
Becky and Harshil: "Dalmatian Story."

by SquidSelfy January 21, 2013

tim damage

noun: Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time.

I just took Tim Damage!

by Auclyn June 24, 2018

Dagmawit

A super hot, thick-ass girl with long, curly hair. An Ethiopian beauty with the most beautiful face. If I had the chance, I would ask her out.

Me: I'd ask her out if I could
Friend: Dude, she's a highschooler, and she's dagmawit. You don't have a chance

by natnaelworku69 November 24, 2018

Dorito Damage

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.

Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.

by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

A famous sentence said by our god phil swift while stabbing a bucket.

bucket: PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Phil: *pulls out chainsaw*
bucket: AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Phil: NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

by shooting2win July 6, 2018