Damascus

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.

Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!

by imar December 28, 2007

damacantcum

when you are so drunk that you try to beat off and you end up falling asleep because it takes too much effort to be able to cum. also may apply to failure of drunken sexual intercourse (may me vaginal or anal or even the oral variety) abbreviation is d.c.c

last night i was so hammered i woke up this morning and thought back to last night when i was wacking off and thought to myself damacantcum

by vonba018 February 14, 2010

Damascus

A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.

1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".

by Mitch2742 April 27, 2006

Damascus

A small town overpopulated with rednecks, farmers, and conservatives that also has a heroin problem.

Person 1: Hey, let's go buy some beer and tip over some cows
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?

by supremebagel_overlord June 3, 2016

Damascus Pile Driver

When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.

That gymnast weighed 65 pounds, so I got to hand out my first Damascus Pile Driver.

by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006

damasia

Damasia is a brave, beautiful, and very smart girl. She is very pretty, and she is very nice with her friends and family. She does't like to fight, but when she has to, she fights perfectly. Damasias found love not too early, but when they do, they love him/her as much as people can love. Damasias are the best people you can ever found. If you know one, you are very lucky. Damasias are usually very good dancing, singing, playing games, etc. Damasias ussualy get angry at not big things, but if you don't get them angry, they will be pretty girls.

Example: Damasia is a very pretty girl, she loves playing tennis!

by Stephanie boomshakalaka oh February 9, 2018

Damascus

Verb. To shove a broomstick or any sharp object up another person’s ass. Coined after the junior varsity football team at Damascus High School was discovered hazing other members of the team with shoving broomsticks up other teammate’s asses.

Person 1: I don’t want to go to lax practice

Person 2: Come or I’m gonna Damascus you

by TheAuthorLives April 13, 2019