Epic Dail

when your failure is so bad that spelling "Epic Fail" the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.

Friend 1:So today, I asked out that new girl Pat. We're going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.

Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!

by SuperSnailMan August 21, 2011

dail-up

-To be or act slow
-To criticize someone for not getting something right away

My internet is dail-up

You are so dail-up!

by El Gato October 6, 2005

jack dail

Jack Dail is a teenage viner with braces. Hes known for being cute but doesn't have any talent whatsoever. he talks like a dolphin on drugs and doesn't know how to make people laugh. not being a hater but he needs to find some talent before he dies.

Girl #1: jack dail is so cute
Girl #2: Whats his talent again?
Girl #1: Iforgot lulz

by NOTAHATER January 13, 2015

Dail in

Dial in- To go out and do something big

Shyam bouta Dail in now fr fr he gon lay pipe

by Laxmi342 November 22, 2021

Dail me in

When a left winger is hiding his sexuality so tries his best to score goals to cover up hes a faggit

Scores a good goal "Dail me in"

by Nickabockaglory January 20, 2022