trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

The President-elect is taking a trump dump.

by pseudononymous November 17, 2016

Trump Dump

Fecal matter that strongly (or loosely) resembles Donald Trump, in appearance, smell, or intelligence.

After Taco Tuesday I polluted the bathroom with a particularly potent Trump Dump.

by Salty Cecil September 17, 2016

Trump dump

When you take a dump and it looks like Donald Trump's hair.

Dakota: I just took a Trump dump!
Dalton: Wow, that bad?

by Greekgeeksam236 July 27, 2016

Trump Dump

When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.

"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."

"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."

by ChickOfFewWords November 13, 2016

Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.

1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"

by aceharr November 5, 2017

Trump Dump

A big turd sold at second hand stores and is graced by the retardation of Trump.

Man, that trump dump is huge!!

by MackSneale March 7, 2017

Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018