drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

whatever drowns your goat

Oops. Your boat failed.

Tim: Whatever floats your boat
Tom: i have failed to float my boat
Tim: welp, whatever drowns your goat

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Drowsy Schiavo

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

sinjin drowning

cool and awesome duo of siblings (weston and kalynn koury) playing video games and drinking coffee on youtube. they’re also known for streaming on famous platform twitch. they’re big fans of hit shows victorious and icarly.

- have you seen sinjin drowning’s new video ?

- no dude, i was busy watching alfie deyes’ new vlog.

by S1K0WITZ January 26, 2021

downspotted

When you send a message to someone via your choice of social media, and the person you are trying to contact leaves you on seen, but they still make posts and interact with other friends.

Zeph: Hey, Rebecca! How've you been?
Rebecca: *reads message but does not respond, also makes a post about how no one messages her*
Zeph: Wow, downspotted by Rebecca again...

by ThoughtsDeeperThanCuts December 2, 2014

nice downs

Nice downs is used when people say/do something as dumb and unthoughtful. It could also be used to describe an abysmal and stupid person. The phrase is short for Down syndrome because people with this illness are known to be mentally challenged.

Calvin: “I got a 45% on my exam”
Noor: “Nice downs bro”

by Noor.... November 11, 2020

Downstaged

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.

We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.

by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009