Dontard

Someone who is easily taken advantage of because they believe conmen over common sense

My dontard uncle believes anything Trump says. He wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him across the face.

by Davezilla July 6, 2019

Donktard

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

donktress

A donktress is a woman that carry's behind her a large rear end like that of a female donkey. It is a common used term among the Mexican peoples of the Yucatán peninsula.

Hey Pedro, take a look at the lady over there, see how much she is carrying in her ass, she is a donktress.

by riotboy42 April 23, 2017

Donkatar

A young white individual who smokes only the finest of Reggie, this character usually skateboards around blasting trap music in his moms car and wears only big boy drip some say a Donkatar looks like Harry Potter but that is only cap

“Ayo donkatar pass the boof sir”

by Bolackatar galactar May 21, 2019

Doktari

A person who prevents you from eating meat.

My father alikuwa anapenda nyama. We used to tell him, Doktari mekataa. And he would always reply, "Umeona Doktari hapa?"

by cokoyoh February 13, 2020

Donktard

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..

My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!

by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008

Dontard

Someone who combines senility and total ineptitude, not even trying, periodically repeating what others just said in order to appear relevant, and sucking up to your boss who keeps you around precisely because you're such a feckless stooge.

1: My boss was all up in my shit today because he has no idea what's going on and can't do anything himself.

2: Dontard

by peeps007 October 22, 2013