DJ Khaled

A Middle Eastern Rapper who for some reason gets to say nigga

OG:in We Go hard dj kahled made a fool of him self
DJ Khaled:NIGGA!!!!
BANG BANG BANG

by flexflav August 14, 2009

DJ Khaled

A male dumbfuck who doesn't wants to reciprocate when it comes to returning a sexual denomination such as oral sex.

BFF 1: Hey man i went down on my wife last night and she went on moaning like a fockin horse man!
BFF 2: Eww what the fuck ! bro. who tf goes down on their wife, you're a fuckin loser bro !
BFF 1: Fuck You back bro, looks like you're the jerk of the year. But why won't you go down tho?
BFF 2:Nahhh. Never! I don’t do that. It’s different rules for men. You gotta understand, we the king. There’s some things that y’all might not wanna do, but it got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.
BFF 1: That's Fucking lame man, dont be a DJ Khaled man, Just dont!

by pussydestroyer4321 June 3, 2018

Dj Khaled

The act of not reciprocating after someone goes down on you.

Guy " I just spent 15 minutes muffing you and you won't return the favor, are you really going to Dj Khaled me like that?"

by Kwaki June 2, 2018

DJ khaled

Fat fuck

My penis is dj khaled size

by Fore skin fruit roll up March 16, 2019

DJ khaled

The ultimate self promoter. He makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. He always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. Anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my album.

Dj Khaled: Lisssttennnn
Me: im listening
Dj Khaled: We da best!

by Tdowns August 27, 2007

The DJ Khaled

A sexual act where the fat lazy male does nothing and makes the immensely more talented counterpart do all the work. Upon conclusion of the sex act the fat lazy male yells out "DJ Khaled!" and takes the credit for for doing as little as possible.

I fell asleep after eating a bucket of chicken and awoke to my ho getting me off so I exclaimed "the DJ Khaled!!! " and fell back asleep.

by Wurdsarelame December 7, 2017

dj khaled

A guy that dances to his own music like a rooster having a seizure in "We Takin' Over"

DJ Khaled: "I dance to my own beats while Rick Ross raps"

by YAHHTRIKWHAT April 20, 2008