distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

distinguish

To point out one's differences

I was too distinguish why we are different

by twins100 January 3, 2022

Distinguishment

Distinguishment = distinguished + achievement

When the word "achievement" isn't enough to captivate how fantastic an accomplishment is, it is a distinguished achievement or simply put, a distinguishment.

"Milliam was able to secure that job offer with ease -- what a distinguishment!"

"That was quite the distinguishment, brother."

by Dr. Hugh Mungus Street Meat July 23, 2022

Fire distinguisher

Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.

Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher.

by Distinguished Porcupine February 21, 2021