ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

niggling discrepancy

When something is a little out in your life

Mang, after repenting for several years I still feel a niggling discrepancy in church.

by Phat Petes September 14, 2022

Discrepancy

OOCHIEDALOC TERM OF “HAVOC”

THIS IS A DISCREPANCY!

by OOCHIEDALOC May 29, 2024

discrepant

Amazingly pretentious word meaning 'differing' or 'inconsistent'.

Jane and Barbara hold discrepant opinions as to who ate the last donut.

by Scrmbly August 8, 2011

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

age-maturity discrepancy

An inappropriate gap between perceived maturity level in comparison with age.

Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.

A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.

by Ontological June 25, 2018