dickmatize

To mesmerize or enchant a woman with you sexual prowess.

She's been calling me everyday sicnce we hooked up, she's so dickmatize.

by bob_deep November 15, 2009

Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!

You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.

by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Dickmatized

Hypnotizing a chick into submission by laying down that good dick.

Yo. I dickmatized Dawn last night. Now she wants it all the time.

by Tarendactyl May 31, 2016

Dickmatized

When you are blind to the B.S. a man does because his penis/sex is good to you.

My homegirl is so dickmatized.

by A...WE August 20, 2008

dickmatize

A situation where a woman will put up with a huge prick in order to ride (his huge prick).

She has been the same since he dickmatized her. Now all she does is chase the dick

by thegreatkhanhster December 28, 2010

Dickmatized

When a girl can not concentrate on anything else because she is distracted with the DICK of her latest piece of ass. Her work is jeopardized, she's a sell out to her girlfriends, she picks up his shit including his kids or whatever. She will do whatever it takes for the DICK. Even if the dick isn't all that great, she doesn't know the difference because she is dickmatized.

Man. I haven't seen Christina in forever; she is totally dickmatized by that loser!

by Amie Lou May 2, 2006