Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009

dickskinner

Marine Corps jargon for the body part that begins at the wrist and ends at the fingertips. Also known as a hand.

Get your damn dickskinners off of my car! I just spent ten dollars to have it washed.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 18, 2006

dickskinners

Colorful slang for "hands."

They designed this machine to keep your dickskinners away from the moving parts.

by Nigga B April 25, 2003

Dickskin

A nickname given to people with the lastname Dixon

Hey Matt Dickskin

by Roussell December 16, 2008

dickkwikkwek

(n) A person whose sole purpose is to syndicate news to a message board. This person will copy whole articles from news sites, and post them on a message board, adding no summary or comments for fellow users to read.

If it wasn't for that dickkwikkwek I would have had to wait until checking slashdot to find out about it.

by onetimeloki October 26, 2005

dickkicker

A dickkicker is a cocktail served in some Northern bars, consisting of the following. One part absinthe, one part Stroh (80% rum) and one part Polish Vodka. Tobasco sauce is optional.

The boys were chuggin dickkickers like it was 1999.

The boys were that astonished they had faces gurned in shapes which have only ever been reserved for dickkicking sessions.

by Dalzer May 27, 2007

dickskins

dickskins. or dick skin also known as condom or condoms

bro , she's been around the block so many times i wouldnt go near here unless i had 5 dickskins on

by thedakman April 1, 2010